It is no
surprise that reading Funny stories has many benefits for both mental and
physical health; it reduces stress and anxiety and works to relax the soul in
an unusual way, and many of us rely solely on it for entertainment and
amusement, as well as to attract the attention of others and gain their
approval, so there is nothing more valuable than a laugh that comes from
someone's heart that you caused.
The first story involves a prominent writer, "Bernard Shaw," meeting
an arrogant and snarky writer. The arrogant writer asked "Bernard
Shaw" if he was
The Fisrt story:
One day, the famous writer “Bernard Shaw” met one of the arrogant and sarcastic writers, and the amount of arrogance that was emanating from within him prompted him to ask the writer “Bernard Shaw” saying: “I am a better writer than you, you write in search of money, but I write in search of honor.”
Bernard Shaw responded to him at the time with a shocking response: “You are absolutely right, because each of us is looking for what he lacks!”
The second story:
One day, the Arab poet Bashar Ibn Burd, who was blind, was told by a man who had no mercy in his heart: “God has never blinded a man without compensating him. Tell me, how has He compensated you?!”
He immediately said to him: “My Creator, glory be to Him, has compensated me by not seeing the likes of you!”
The fourth story:
Once upon a time, a blind man married a woman. On the first day of their married life, the wife wanted to be superior to her husband, so she said to him: “Oh, if you saw how white I am and how beautiful I am, you would truly be amazed!”
Her blind husband said to her: “What is the need for that? If you were as you say, the sighted people would not have left you to me!”
The fifth story:
One day, a man wanted to embarrass Al-Mutanabbi, so he said to Al-Mutanabbi: “I saw you from afar and thought you were a woman!”
Al-Mutanabbi replied to him, saying: “No wonder, I saw you from afar and thought you were a man!”
The sixth story:
One day, by chance, a man and a woman met. This woman was ugly and at the same time mocked the man. She said to him: “Do you know, if you were my husband, I would put poison in your cup!”
He said to her: “If you were my wife, I would not hesitate for a second to drink coffee.”
The seven story in a series of short funny stories :
One day a newly married wife called her best friend, she was trembling and the fear and dread in her voice was obvious, she was talking to her from under the dining table, and when her friend came to her she was sure that her husband had beaten her or maybe abused her or something like that.
When she came to her, she found her trembling, so she asked her: “Did your husband beat you?!” She replied: “I wish he had done that to me!”
Her friend was surprised by her response, so she asked her to bring her some cold water, especially since she had come to her in the extreme heat. When she brought her a very cold drink, she told her that there was no need for it. The response to her was shocking. She had not bothered to do so in the first place, and that this drink had been put in her refrigerator out of nowhere!
She assured her that her husband must have bought and brought it, but she told her that she and her husband could not stand drinking it, and while they were talking and discussing with each other about the marital apartment and the fact that it was haunted, the wife was certain of that while her friend was telling her that everything that happens in life around us has an explanation, suddenly the drink fell and spilled!
They both run in opposite directions, then meet and her friend explains that it must be a little air that caused him to fall, but there is no air at all due to the intense heat, and suddenly her friend's clothes appear in front of her in the air, and here she falls unconscious!
When her friend tries desperately to wake her up, she is the one who brought her to help her. As soon as she regained her sight, she asked her: “I want to know one thing, why did you choose me specifically over all our friends?!”
“Because you are known for your courage and boldness,” she replied. Before she could finish talking to her, she saw something moving behind her. They ran towards the door to get out of the apartment, but it did not open for them. Her friend asked her, “Tell me, why don’t you leave this apartment?!” She told her and was frank with her: “Its price does not compare to its capabilities at all. We haggled over its price and its owner responded to us with ease, as if he wanted to get rid of it.”
Her friend said, shaking her head: “Do you now know why he accepted a small amount?!” They found no solution but to sleep until morning came and the solution came to them from Allah Almighty. As soon as her friend put her head on the pillow, she saw a shadow in front of her beckoning her to come to it, so she started waking her friend up, her whole body trembling, and she spoke to her, explaining what had happened, in a very low voice. Her friend asked her to pretend to be asleep like her because she memorized everything that was happening to her now, in order to repeat it to her in reality, every day.
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